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So many to choose from, but from the top of my head i'll go for...

 

Rogan: Welcome to the Machida era.

 

 

 

 

 

Lesnar: Mr Velasquez, you are NOT better than Brock Lesnar.

 

 

 

 

 

Rogan: Carwin back to his feet but he looked a little tentative in the stand up...OH GONZAGAS OUT!

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So many to choose from' date=' but from the top of my head i'll go for...

 

Rogan: Welcome to the Machida era.

 

 

 

 

 

Lesnar: Mr Velasquez, you are NOT better than Brock Lesnar.

 

 

 

 

 

[b']Rogan: Carwin back to his feet but he looked a little tentative in the stand up...OH GONZAGAS OUT[/b]!

 

hahah yh that was funny

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?Im the oldest I?ve ever been, right now? ? Tim Sylvia

 

?I knew i ?urt ?im, when he said aarg? ? GSP

 

?That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something? ? Nick Diaz on Gomi

 

?I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.? ? Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn

 

?I didnt use steroids? ? Sean Sherk

 

?He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.? ? Mike Goldberg

 

"You got kicked. By a kick." - Ken Shamrock

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."

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?Im the oldest I?ve ever been' date=' right now? ? Tim Sylvia

 

?I knew i ?urt ?im, when he said aarg? ? GSP

 

?That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something? ? Nick Diaz on Gomi

 

?I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.? ? Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn

 

?I didnt use steroids? ? Sean Sherk

 

?He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.? ? Mike Goldberg

 

"You got kicked. By a kick." - Ken Shamrock

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."[/quote']

 

 

I lol'ed multiple times thanks for sharing :)

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]Goldberg - "If Jardine's last name were Johnson' date=' the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."

[/b']

on Travis Lutter

Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"

Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"

Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"

Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."

Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"

Joe Rogan: "..."

 

Iol on the first sentence.

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  • 10 months later...
“Im the oldest I’ve ever been' date=' right now” – Tim Sylvia

 

“I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said aarg” – GSP

 

“That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something” – Nick Diaz on Gomi

 

“I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn

 

“I didnt use steroids” – Sean Sherk

 

“He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg

 

"You got kicked. By a kick." - Ken Shamrock

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."[/quote']

 

These are all pretty funny. The Sherk one would me lol

 

BTW GSP - Im gonna put the worst beating on him anyone has ever seen in the octagon. Dont Blink

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?Im the oldest I?ve ever been' date=' right now? ? Tim Sylvia

 

?I knew i ?urt ?im, when he said aarg? ? GSP

 

?That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something? ? Nick Diaz on Gomi

 

?I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.? ? Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn

 

?I didnt use steroids? ? Sean Sherk

 

?He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.? ? Mike Goldberg

 

"You got kicked. By a kick." - Ken Shamrock

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."[/quote']

 

LOL:D...Goldberg does remind me of a dumb blonde at times

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?Im the oldest I?ve ever been' date=' right now? ? Tim Sylvia

 

?I knew i ?urt ?im, when he said aarg? ? GSP

 

?That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something? ? Nick Diaz on Gomi

 

?I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.? ? Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn

 

?I didnt use steroids? ? Sean Sherk

 

?He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.? ? Mike Goldberg

 

"You got kicked. By a kick." - Ken Shamrock

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

[b']Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."

[/b]

 

lmao! goldberg is a fool sometimes!

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Georges St-Pierre:

 

"The best grappling highlight of my whole career was in my fight with Dan Hardy"

 

"That was a beautiful display of jiu-jitsu"

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Another GSP post? Are you sure you aren't a closet GSP fan?

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