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Goldy: " Micheal Jordan esk in his grappling skills is Travis Luttter"

 

Rogan: "No.No he is not that good."

 

Goldy " Yep, he is not that good."

 

Also another personal Fav.

 

Goldy " You here that, they're speaking Portugese."

 

Rogan " Uhh.. thats Japanese man"

 

Goldy " Oh really? Thank you. I should have known that"

 

Rogan " Your the one married to a Japanese chick."

 

goldy " Thats correct."

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Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."

 

Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"

 

Joe Rogan: *Does best to ignore that and continue talking about the fight*

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"

 

Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

 

 

Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

 

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

 

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

 

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

 

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."

 

 

 

Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"

 

Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"

 

 

 

UFC 68

 

Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."

 

* Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*

 

Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"

 

Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."

 

 

 

UFC 76 Machida vs. Nakamura

 

Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."

 

Joe Roganlaughs)"You running out things to say?"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda(laughs). You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."

 

 

 

UFC 79 Sokoudjou Vs. Machida

 

Mike Goldberg: "Because SOAKoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in."

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"

 

Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"

 

Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"

 

 

 

"The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall

 

Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."

 

 

Parisyan vs Burkman

 

Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."

 

Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"

 

 

on Travis Lutter

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"

 

Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"

 

Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."

 

Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"

 

Joe Rogan: "..."

 

 

Couture vs Gonzaga

 

Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga." Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there." Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown." Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"

 

* Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)

 

Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me." Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown." Goldberg: "Oh."

 

* Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*

 

Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there." Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."

 

 

 

on Kenny Florian after taking a groin shot

 

Goldberg: "... So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?"

 

 

 

on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis

 

* After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*

 

Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"

 

 

 

Random Quotes

 

Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"

 

Goldberg: "You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin."

 

Goldberg: "And here we go!"

 

Goldberg: "And it's all over!"

 

Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"

 

Goldberg: "Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"

 

Goldberg: "Continuing on his meteoric rise!"

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Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take' date=' their power goes right down."

 

Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"

 

Joe Rogan: *Does best to ignore that and continue talking about the fight*

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"

 

Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."

 

 

 

Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

 

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

 

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

 

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

 

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."

 

 

 

Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"

 

Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"

 

Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"

 

 

 

UFC 68

 

Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."

 

* Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*

 

Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"

 

Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."

 

 

 

UFC 76 Machida vs. Nakamura

 

Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."

 

Joe Roganlaughs)"You running out things to say?"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda(laughs). You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."

 

 

 

UFC 79 Sokoudjou Vs. Machida

 

Mike Goldberg: "Because SOAKoudjou is so highly touted, you almost want to sit back and watch and SOAK it in."

 

 

 

Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"

 

Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"

 

Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"

 

 

 

"The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall

 

Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."

 

 

Parisyan vs Burkman

 

Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."

 

Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"

 

 

on Travis Lutter

 

Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"

 

Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"

 

Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"

 

Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."

 

Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"

 

Joe Rogan: "..."

 

 

Couture vs Gonzaga

 

Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga." Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there." Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown." Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"

 

* Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)

 

Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me." Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown." Goldberg: "Oh."

 

* Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*

 

Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there." Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."

 

 

 

on Kenny Florian after taking a groin shot

 

Goldberg: "... So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?"

 

 

 

on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis

 

* After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*

 

Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"

 

 

 

Random Quotes

 

Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"

 

Goldberg: "You know Roy Jones Jr. respects the hands of Forrest Griffin."

 

Goldberg: "And here we go!"

 

Goldberg: "And it's all over!"

 

Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"

 

Goldberg: "Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"

 

Goldberg: "Continuing on his meteoric rise!"[/quote']

 

 

"That eye is rocked!" Man, I pissed myself reading that!

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