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So, you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

 

You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

 

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up.

 

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time.

 

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

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So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

 

You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

 

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up.

 

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time.

 

[b']The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master[/b].

 

lol

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i've got a hug for kryme right here & i'm homophobic so it means a lot

 

(jk)

 

i don't hug other men; period.

 

did you atleast succeed on your quest to become a pokemaster?

 

i succeeded three times, red, blue & yellow. i was almost un-****-wittable on my poke ****.

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So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

 

You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

 

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up.

 

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time.

 

[b']The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master[/b].

 

I was about to say "and see you turned out alright" until i read that last line:p

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So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

 

You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

 

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up.

 

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time.

 

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.[/quote']

 

I would destroy you at pokemon

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im trying to remember my top 6 from pokemon yellow

 

i deof had a Gengar and a Blastoise

 

Gengar is my favourite japanese anime monster of all-time; ALL-TIME!

 

I bet that useless Magikarp ran through half your team before you caught it. :D

Oooooh; Coooooolldddddddd Bllllooooooooooooooddeed :cool:

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Same. I got 6 lvl 100

 

I had Mew & Mewtwo in my top 6. Gengar & Charizard for ****ing sure as they were my two favourite.

 

the other 4 consisted of a combination of Cloyster/Gyarados/Sandslash/Tentacruel/Onyx/Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan. & Snorlax for it's rediculous HP & recovery.

 

All level 100;

 

Yes my memory is on point despite heavy adolescent marijuana intake.

 

BTW i never ****ed with Gold/Silver/Leaf whatever the ****; that is when that **** got wack for the newer generation. All the new Pokemon were ******* lol

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I had Mew & Mewtwo in my top 6. Gengar & Charizard for ****ing sure as they were my two favourite.

 

the other 4 consisted of a combination of Cloyster/Gyarados/Sandslash/Tentacruel/Onyx/Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan. & Snorlax for it's rediculous HP & recovery.

 

All level 100;

 

Yes my memory is on point despite heavy adolescent marijuana intake.

 

BTW i never ****ed with Gold/Silver/Leaf whatever the ****; that is when that **** got wack for the newer generation. All the new Pokemon were ******* lol

 

I used ot have Mew and Mewtwo. I started a new game though. I'll get them again.

 

And I agree. I don't care for anything after the original 151. Blue, Red, Yellow are the only ones I care about. Especially Yellow. That's the best IMO.

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