KRYME Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 So, you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmctaggart08 Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time. [b']The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master[/b]. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 i knew a guy who went out to the woods looking for pokemon like seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Americana23 Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hilarious. You had me going there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 i've got a hug for kryme right here & i'm homophobic so it means a lot (jk) i don't hug other men; period. did you atleast succeed on your quest to become a pokemaster? i succeeded three times, red, blue & yellow. i was almost un-****-wittable on my poke ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 i knew a guy who went out to the woods looking for pokemon like seriously I know one guy who thinks Thailand's mafia is after him. And the best thing is... he has never been to Thailand. 100% true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time. [b']The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master[/b]. I was about to say "and see you turned out alright" until i read that last line:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot_Act101 Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 lol you had until i read the responses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 So' date=' you think you had a rough childhood? Well **** you. I can guarantee that it has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house when I was only 13, and I've never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this prick next door who used to beat the **** out of me and tell me that I was worthless. It's not even like I really had a choice, the town I lived in had something like 9 people living in it. I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst. Not even close. My only friend was a 30 something year old Asian guy, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I got to hang around this cute redhead girl. She was kind of annoying, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those types of couples that are absolutely sickening. Like, they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. They were total ****ing creepers. They also had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age. Even with adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.[/quote'] I would destroy you at pokemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToiletSeat Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish. I started thrashing about and roared "You don't have enough badges to control me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 I would destroy you at pokemon you aint touching my top 6 level 100 including the two rarest types; we gets down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 you aint touching my top 6 level 100 including the two rarest types; we gets down. You're on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 You're on. i nicknamed my useless magikarp "The_Jack_Attack" oh ****; low blow! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 im trying to remember my top 6 from pokemon yellow i deof had a Gengar and a Blastoise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 i nicknamed my useless magikarp "The_Jack_Attack" oh ****; low blow! :cool: I bet that useless Magikarp ran through half your team before you caught it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 im trying to remember my top 6 from pokemon yellow i deof had a Gengar and a Blastoise Gengar is my favourite japanese anime monster of all-time; ALL-TIME! I bet that useless Magikarp ran through half your team before you caught it. Oooooh; Coooooolldddddddd Bllllooooooooooooooddeed :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 you aint touching my top 6 level 100 including the two rarest types; we gets down. Same. I got 6 lvl 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Same. I got 6 lvl 100 I have a no legendary policy. Psuedo legendary are fine. EG< Dragonite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Same. I got 6 lvl 100 I had Mew & Mewtwo in my top 6. Gengar & Charizard for ****ing sure as they were my two favourite. the other 4 consisted of a combination of Cloyster/Gyarados/Sandslash/Tentacruel/Onyx/Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan. & Snorlax for it's rediculous HP & recovery. All level 100; Yes my memory is on point despite heavy adolescent marijuana intake. BTW i never ****ed with Gold/Silver/Leaf whatever the ****; that is when that **** got wack for the newer generation. All the new Pokemon were ******* lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 I had Mew & Mewtwo in my top 6. Gengar & Charizard for ****ing sure as they were my two favourite. the other 4 consisted of a combination of Cloyster/Gyarados/Sandslash/Tentacruel/Onyx/Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan. & Snorlax for it's rediculous HP & recovery. All level 100; Yes my memory is on point despite heavy adolescent marijuana intake. BTW i never ****ed with Gold/Silver/Leaf whatever the ****; that is when that **** got wack for the newer generation. All the new Pokemon were ******* lol I used ot have Mew and Mewtwo. I started a new game though. I'll get them again. And I agree. I don't care for anything after the original 151. Blue, Red, Yellow are the only ones I care about. Especially Yellow. That's the best IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Generation 1 (Red/ Blue/ Yellow) Dragonite Blastoise Machamp Alakazam Gengar Rhydon My most recent team since Generation 4 (Heart Gold/ Soul Silver/ Pearl/ Diamond/ Platinum) Tyranitar Dragonite Metagross Salamence Garchomp Dusknoir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenColbert Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 i knew a guy who went out to the woods looking for pokemon like seriously ...have you not...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 I smell pen15 colored crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 I smell pen15 colored crayons. that's cause you're gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 I smell pen15 colored crayons. you should probably stop eating them then mik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 that's cause you're gay that's member bashing... I mean 'member' in a special tense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 that's member bashing... I mean 'member' in a special tense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specR Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 charizard is the p4p goat of the pokemon world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KO_Keeper Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 charizard is the p4p goat of the pokemon world hell yea bro im wit u! He was always my fav then my fav from the new ones was Metagross but i like Charizard way better tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Water Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 This thread makes we wanna' buy a DS and Pokemon Black or White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 This thread makes we wanna' buy a DS and Pokemon Black or White I have two DS I just need Black or White. lol They added a Judo Pokemon I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superbeast28 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I have two DS I just need Black or White. lol They added a Judo Pokemon I want. I have it but the legendaries and the starters for pokemon white look dumb and def not cool lie charizard, mewtwo or alakazaaaaaaam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 only real og's and grown *** men admit they were ****ing rockstars at pokemon some fools acting like they were never 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I have it but the legendaries and the starters for pokemon white look dumb and def not cool lie charizard' date=' mewtwo or alakazaaaaaaam.[/quote'] I just want the Judo Pokemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 really Kry?...another vet turned troll...these "09ers" are lookin worse and worse kang.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 really Kry?...another vet turned troll...these "09ers" are lookin worse and worse kang.... PRIDE don't lose your last 2010 strand of integrity; you actin like a bowl of jelly brah; this thread is certified red, blue and yellow for winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 PRIDE don't lose your last 2010 strand of integrity; you actin like a bowl of jelly brah; this thread is certified red' date=' blue and yellow for winning.[/quote'] its St Patty's brah...i may as well be abowl of jellylol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 really Kry?...another vet turned troll...these "09ers" are lookin worse and worse kang.... And after that you made 10ers look more fail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 And after that you made 10ers look more fail... im glad...these "09ers" need something to feel good about in life, even if it is their forum rep lol...already on proby jack if you wanna lock meup tell the baliff and ill be out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Is this some sort of elaborate prank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 im glad...these "09ers" need something to feel good about in life' date=' even if it is their forum rep lol...already on proby jack if you wanna lock meup tell the baliff and ill be out[/quote'] You're cool, I was only teasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specR Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 i used to make my neighbour reset his red version (he also had blue which was his main) to trade over all the strarter pokemons LOL **** was so cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 its St Patty's brah...i may as well be abowl of jellylol this response is certified. Is this some sort of elaborate prank? elaborate? yes. prank?.. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 MtG > Pokemon ... yeah I said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 **** pokemon and anyone who has ever played it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 **** pokemon and anyone who has ever played it. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 **** pokemon and anyone who has ever played it. i don't think you just said that ****; jack i didn't just read that **** god damnit. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 really Kry?...another vet turned troll...these "09ers" are lookin worse and worse kang.... typical 10'er ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakapaka Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 typical 10'er ^ hey im a 10'er and you've said im a good poster:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 hey im a 10'er and you've said im a good poster:mad: well sure. you're still a noob though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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