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Gay things you like but would never admit to in real life

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You know something I noticed about Brit chicks though...they have a disproportionate amount of girls with big firm natural jugs. It's quite impressive actually.

 

just don't look at their teeth

 

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*shudders* oh you've got that right! But you tend to not notice their teeth when you have your rod jammed down their gob!

 

I smell a temp ban lurking in the shadows :)

 

lol honesty is not ban-worthy ...

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I like a couple of Prince songs..I had a bad grudge against Prince back in the day,I was cleaning apartments out & painting them out of town in Mississippi..Well I was cleaning one out & it was these gay guys apartment that had been abandoned because apparently they figured out they had HIV & I opened his closet door & there was A POSTER of Prince in bikini underwear staring back at me with an unusual amout of of ***** sticking out everywhere in the gayest pose you've ever seen..It caused some sort of trauma for 10 years after,but I have learned to overcome this fear I have because of these guys & their man-love of Prince..The town was named Oxford & had an area named Coontown,I found this funny as Hell & was rolling over the name of this place..

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Crying at the end of Carwin vs Mir.

 

lol I cried when cro-cop got knocked out by Shaub ... I was heavily medicated tho

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I like the Justin Beiber song baby.

 

I like Taylor Swift too.

 

There's a new Disney movie out called Tangled that I think is a really good movie for a kids fairy tale movie.

 

I get emotional sometimes like a female during movies over the stupidest things, like if someone stands up for someone else and stuff like that.

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Some of my favorite movies are chick flicks.

 

When harry met sally.

The english patient.

Hitch.

 

The list goes on...

 

They're so gay, my wife doesn't even want to watch them with me.

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I eat French Onion Sun Chips, but I only eat them indoors. If Don Frye happened to find out, he would take away my man-card and punch me in the face like he did to Takayama.

 

 

And when I was 18, I grew my sideburns out, in homage to Uncle Jesse from 'Full House', (I wish I was joking about this).

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How much *** has Steven Tyler gotten?

 

I'd say quite a bit.

 

Oh... You misunderstand. It isn't a problem if you're good at it but a problem when you're bad at it.

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i was gonna say flexing in the mirror' date=' but i'd admit to that in real life anyway.[/quote']

 

I think your desire to have Jon Jones inside you would qualify.

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My Kitty cat sleeps on my chest at night.

 

i love my puppy, she is absolutely adorable and shes so ****in cute and awesome

best dog ever

 

i dont give a **** wat people say, shes the cutest little bith in the world

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I love puppies' date=' too![/quote']

 

ya well **** you cuz mines the cutest dam puppy there ever was

 

shes replaceing my last dog wich was litterlay, THE BEST DOG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and so far shes doin a GREAT job at fillin her shoes

 

so if you got **** to say about my old pup MALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! or my new puppy HAZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

better be good or i ****in kill you

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I love puppies' date=' too![/quote']

 

ya well **** you cuz mines the cutest dam puppy there ever was

 

shes replaceing my last dog wich was litterlay' date=' THE BEST DOG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and so far shes doin a GREAT job at fillin her shoes

 

so if you got **** to say about my old pup MALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! or my new puppy HAZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

better be good or i ****in kill you[/quote']

 

Same person?

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no this **** *** is talkin **** on my puppy dog and im bout to open up a can of "whoop typing" cuz i cant throw a super man punch through a computer monitor

 

I bet you could if you try really hard.

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