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Ultimate Fight Tournament No.1 who wins?

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First thread in a 16 fighter tournament. First Fight.

 

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Tyrannosaurus Rex VS The Terminator

 

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Low Down:

Skynet pinpoints a specific Tyrannosaurus Rex is a direct, distant ancestor to John Connor, so they send a T850 back to the Cretacious in order to eliminate the beast, and all descendants on the evolutionary family tree. The manage to also equip the terminator with a machine gun and ammunition, a machete, glasses, clothes and boots.

 

Post who wins and how you think the fight goes down.

 

And please vote!!

 

EDIT:

Things to take into consideration....

A hipopotamus has skin thick enough to prevent any but the most powerful bullets from inflicting damage.

A Grizzly bear has a skull so thick that a direct High Power Rifle round is not guaranteed to penetrate.

The Trex is bigger then both and we have to assume that most conventional firearms would be useless unless applied to key weak points.

A Terminator has detailed files on known anatomy, and is a learning computer, potentially learning weaknesses and behavioral patterns of the T Rex

 

EDIT #2: I posted this on wednesday at 8:42 pm my time, 12 days ago, so this wednesday at around 8:45 will be the official winner announcement after two weeks of voting.

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T-Rex takes it w/ an Ezekiel choke & palimony lawsuit -

 

you think he could pull off the choke with his little arms, and such a large chest? And you think a choke would work on a terminator?

 

The lawsuit however I can see potentially overloading the terminator's CPU. Either that or Term is a master strategist and the gameplan turns out to put rexxie at a disadvantage?

 

Risky gameplan zerk. ;)

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Good thread :D

 

Arnold is out of his prime' date=' he can't beat a T-rex[/quote']

 

lol, interesting that you use arnold's current age as a factor. If we do this then we have to keep the same standard and use the T-Rex's current age. :eek:

 

Let's say both in their prime,

 

 

NOTE: Only the weapons in the scenario are what's available.... so no miniguns!!!

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lol' date=' interesting that you use arnold's current age as a factor. If we do this then we have to keep the same standard and use the T-Rex's current age. :eek:

 

Let's say both in their prime,

 

 

[b']NOTE: Only the weapons in the scenario are what's available.... so no miniguns!!![/b]

 

first u say guns are allowed and now not..lol..but nice bumb for dead thread

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first u say guns are allowed and now not..lol..but nice bumb for dead thread

 

**** it all... i said no miniguns... not any guns, just read the op, he gets a gun ffs.

 

EDIT: even if he gets the minigun, check the notes on the op, would it really be effective? and for the record i was trying to have the scenario like the picture cos if terminator could have any weapon he would just bring along a nuke or something :rolleyes:

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T-Rex swallows Terminator and then Arnold cuts his way out of his belly.

 

Terminator FTW

 

lol nice.

 

EDIT: we have to assume rexie has exposed some parts with his teeth, and with the stomach acids being able to digest bone, what if Terminator rusts?!?

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I see it going this way:

 

T-Rex and Arnold face off, Arnold looking up, shaking in nervousness.

 

T-Rex tries a tail trip, Arnold dodges. Arnold drinks a Rockstar energy drink, upping his stamina. Arnold shoots an abundance of bullets at the T-Rex's face -- T-Rex catches the bullets in his teeth and spits them out.

 

Pee-Wee Herman, hiding in the bushes, shoots a missile, killing both.

 

Winner: Pee-Wee Herman.

 

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lol' date=' interesting that you use arnold's current age as a factor. If we do this then we have to keep the same standard and use the T-Rex's current age. :eek:

 

Let's say both in their prime,

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T-rex stilll wins (mainley because i can't change my vote anyways :P)

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Seriously Terminator takes this... If It ever ends up in the situation in the OP... Machine gun into an open mouth The T-rex is done... and if that does not work the model of terminator arnold is has 2 nuclear power cells which blow up like bombs so He could just make one untable and drop it down Rex's throat. Terminator by decimation.

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Seriously Terminator takes this... If It ever ends up in the situation in the OP... Machine gun into an open mouth The T-rex is done... and if that does not work the model of terminator arnold is has 2 nuclear power cells which blow up like bombs so He could just make one untable and drop it down Rex's throat. Terminator by decimation.

 

Good point, maybe terminator can re-enact Turok when he used his knife to cut open trex's eye and gently insert an explosive device to detonate the head apart :D

 

But remember, trex has immense power, and with a nod of it's head, can hurl the terminator through the air and smash it against dangerous obstacles. Would the terminator get an opportunity to apply these tactics considering the t-rex's ferocity?

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Terminator

 

i would say the T rex would get the early advantage and somehow get the terminator into his gob and swallowed but the terminator would rip his way out from the inside.

 

even if he was in half we have all seen the terminator can still move and attack with half a body so as long as his head stays connected to something terminator wins via escape hole

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If the terminator gets bit in half and swallowed, wouldn't it lose the knife to cut his way out with? Also, would the instinct of the trex be to swallow a robot?

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If the terminator gets bit in half and swallowed' date=' wouldn't it lose the knife to cut his way out with? Also, would the instinct of the trex be to swallow a robot?[/quote']

 

well it ate a guy sitting on the toilet so...

 

please the terminators strength would be able to prise his way out pulling apart flesh

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the terminator's style is to slowly walk towards the target with his gun firing from the hip while wearing sunglasses, this would be an effective counter to that, and from here the trex has massive jaws, powerful enough i am betting, to shred the terminator in half, and given the fact that all that metal aint gonna be too tasty, i'd be willing to assume that rexxie would do this:

(from about 30 seconds onwards)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4NL6brlTf0

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EDIT #2: I posted this on wednesday at 8:42 pm my time' date=' 12 days ago, so this wednesday at around 8:45 will be the official winner announcement after two weeks of voting.[/quote']

 

 

27 hrs left to vote before the winner is decided, regardless what the votes are afterwards.

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27 hrs left to vote before the winner is decided' date=' regardless what the votes are afterwards.[/quote']

 

That is a smart way to run this thread.

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Official voting finished as of time of this post.

 

The terminator emerges from the time sphere, in dense jungle. It lock & loads it's gun and evaluates the environment. The dense foliage makes it difficult to track life forms. It moves towards the sound of a rushing stream. As it gets closer to the sound of rushing water. It hears a distant cracking and snapping noise. It suddenly registers vibrations moving through the earth in rhythmic patterns, getting more and more distinct.

 

The Terminator moves through the overgrowth, towards less dense jungle. As it starts to guage it's course of action, the largest Tyrannosaurus Rex ever known explodes through the trees, and emits a thunderous roar that shakes the ground. The Terminator turns and scans the Rex, and confirms that this is indeed the T Rex he is assigned to terminate.

 

The T Rex snarls and circles the terminator. The terminator ***** its weapon and opens fire. The T Rex bellows in anger and charges. The bullets bounce harmlessly off the Rex's thick scaly prehistoric skin as it storms forwards it's prey. The Terminator walks forwards, shooting from the hip. The Rex opens its mouth wide and lunges.

 

The gargantuan jaws of the rex easily smother the terminator. The rex bites down with full force, however the terminator manages to grasp hold of the powerful upper jaw and force it open. The mechanical joints and pistons straining under the immense pressure. The Terminator opens fire from inside the mouth of the great rex. The bullets puncture the softer flesh in the back of the mouth. The rex bellows in rage and simultaneously opens its jaws and violently snaps its head around, hurling the terminator through the air.

 

The Terminator slams into a massive prehistoric tree, it's weapon is damaged beyond use. The T Rex charges once again. The terminator weilds its machete, and makes a charge of its own. As the T Rex lowers its head to strike, the terminator jumps high through the air and lands on the top of its skull. The rex turns its head side to side, trying to get at the terminator, however it is out of reach. The terminator starts hacking and slashing at the back of the rexs neck.

 

The rex snarls in rage and smashes against a massive tree, trying to shake off the menacing mechanical prey. The terminator is unleashing damage, however in the struggle, it loses its grip and falls.

 

The rex catches the terminator in its jaws, and bites down hard. The terminator is only half in the mouth, with its legs inside the jaws of the beast. It stabs at the rex's nose as it is bitten in half. The top half of the terminator falls to the ground as the legs are swallowed by the rex. T Rex snorts in disgust at the steely food, and deems the top half of the terminator unworthy of eating. As it turns to walk away, the terminator manages to crawl to the rex's foot and reaches out.....

 

The rex sees it, and slams its foot down, violently crushing the terminator's metal skull with the tremendous force of it's powerful legs and enormous weight.

 

The Tyrannosaurus Rex bellows in triumph and does a victory dance:

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Official voting finished as of time of this post.

 

The terminator emerges from the time sphere' date=' in dense jungle. It lock & loads it's gun and evaluates the environment. The dense foliage makes it difficult to track life forms. It moves towards the sound of a rushing stream. As it gets closer to the sound of rushing water. It hears a distant cracking and snapping noise. It suddenly registers vibrations moving through the earth in rhythmic patterns, getting more and more distinct.

 

The Terminator moves through the overgrowth, towards less dense jungle. As it starts to guage it's course of action, the largest Tyrannosaurus Rex ever known explodes through the trees, and emits a thunderous roar that shakes the ground. The Terminator turns and scans the Rex, and confirms that this is indeed the T Rex he is assigned to terminate.

 

The T Rex snarls and circles the terminator. The terminator ***** its weapon and opens fire. The T Rex bellows in anger and charges. The bullets bounce harmlessly off the Rex's thick scaly prehistoric skin as it storms forwards it's prey. The Terminator walks forwards, shooting from the hip. The Rex opens its mouth wide and lunges.

 

The gargantuan jaws of the rex easily smother the terminator. The rex bites down with full force, however the terminator manages to grasp hold of the powerful upper jaw and force it open. The mechanical joints and pistons straining under the immense pressure. The Terminator opens fire from inside the mouth of the great rex. The bullets puncture the softer flesh in the back of the mouth. The rex bellows in rage and simultaneously opens its jaws and violently snaps its head around, hurling the terminator through the air.

 

The Terminator slams into a massive prehistoric tree, it's weapon is damaged beyond use. The T Rex charges once again. The terminator weilds its machete, and makes a charge of its own. As the T Rex lowers its head to strike, the terminator jumps high through the air and lands on the top of its skull. The rex turns its head side to side, trying to get at the terminator, however it is out of reach. The terminator starts hacking and slashing at the back of the rexs neck.

 

The rex snarls in rage and smashes against a massive tree, trying to shake off the menacing mechanical prey. The terminator is unleashing damage, however in the struggle, it loses its grip and falls.

 

The rex catches the terminator in its jaws, and bites down hard. The terminator is only half in the mouth, with its legs inside the jaws of the beast. It stabs at the rex's nose as it is bitten in half. The top half of the terminator falls to the ground as the legs are swallowed by the rex. T Rex snorts in disgust at the steely food, and deems the top half of the terminator unworthy of eating. As it turns to walk away, the terminator manages to crawl to the rex's foot and reaches out.....

 

The rex sees it, and slams its foot down, violently crushing the terminator's metal skull with the tremendous force of it's powerful legs and enormous weight.

 

The Tyrannosaurus Rex bellows in triumph and does a victory dance:

[img']http://andrightlyso.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dance.gif[/img]

 

Sweet. T-Rex FTW.

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aahnold

 

by being aahnold

 

lol, i gave plenty of notice, i said a few days ago that voting would close when it did, now look, it's 12 - 12 :rolleyes:

 

maybe if the votes swing heavily in favor of arnie by the next round the outcome may change. The next round won't be for quite a while though.

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