Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cris "Cyborg" Santos tried to rape you. Hear me out lol. I was thinking about this earlier (don't know why) but I think it would be a really strange situation to be in. Now when I say rape I mean rape as in try and have normal sex with you without your consent not stick things in your **** or whatever. Now I know that some people on here think they are hard as **** but I know for a fact I couldn't fight her off and 99% of people on here couldn't either. I've made a poll for the options you'd have if this ever happened. What I would do is just let her get on with it. I know she isn't exactly a model but she isn't all that bad and I wouldn't fancy getting knock the **** out or have a limb broken over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 She's so butch... I'd just scream for help, cuz there's no way I'm gonna fight her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 She's so butch... I'd just scream for help' date=' cuz there's no way I'm gonna fight her off.[/quote'] Yeah thats probably the wisest choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Yeah thats probably the wisest choice. If I tried, I'd probably end up raped with a bloody nose and caved in eyesocket. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I think I'm going to go watch the cycling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESERKER Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 ... I dunno, I'm still not 100% convinced she isn't a hermaphrodite - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I think I'm going to go watch the cycling. Myself also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What I'm reading here is that if cyborg decided to have sex with you, there's nothing that would prevent it from happening.... **** that, I would go out swinging, her man face would be unbearable in front of mine... And I bet her verjj muscles could damn near bite my **** off! If I put up enough struggle, even if she manages to "rape" me, she'd know that I won't be taken easily, and hopefully she'd just go for an easier target next time. Someone like jp24, who will just squeal and be submissive, which I bet is what she likes :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What I'm reading here is that if cyborg decided to have sex with you' date=' there's nothing that would prevent it from happening.... **** that, I would go out swinging, her man face would be unbearable in front of mine... And I bet her verjj muscles could damn near bite my **** off! If I put up enough struggle, even if she manages to "rape" me, she'd know that I won't be taken easily, and hopefully she'd just go for an easier target next time. Someone like jp24, who will just squeal and be submissive, which I bet is what she likes :eek:[/quote'] F That! LOL I am gonna sleep with a Shotgun under my pillow tonight! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What I'm reading here is that if cyborg decided to have sex with you' date=' there's nothing that would prevent it from happening.... **** that, I would go out swinging, her man face would be unbearable in front of mine... And I bet her verjj muscles could damn near bite my **** off! If I put up enough struggle, even if she manages to "rape" me, she'd know that I won't be taken easily, and hopefully she'd just go for an easier target next time. Someone like jp24, who will just squeal and be submissive, which I bet is what she likes :eek:[/quote'] Yeah but if you started swinging i'd imagine that would make it even worse for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 F That! LOL I am gonna sleep with a Shotgun under my pillow tonight! Haha Haha, check the closet homie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESERKER Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Haha' date=' check the closet homie! [/quote'] Hide the kids and hide the wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 We need some more votes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRasheed Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What I would do is just let her get on with it. I know she isn't exactly a model but she isn't all that bad and I wouldn't fancy getting knock the **** out or have a limb broken over it. So basically you're saying it would start out as rape and then become consensual after she kept slapping you? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_MMA Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 shes quite good looking i dont know what all the fuss is about. i would lay back and enjoy the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 So basically you're saying it would start out as rape and then become consensual after she kept slapping you? lol Can you slap someone into giving their consent? surely that doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towhatend Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Ahahaha this is freaking awesome! I'd let her do it then not tell anyone. I mean, I feel like with the other options you may have to answer to her husband. So I'll settle for option two and just get my *** kicked and myself violated by one Santos instead of both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I would ask her to blow me and knee her right in the forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotmetal45 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Lie down and take it like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Obv Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Ahahaha this is freaking awesome! I'd let her do it then not tell anyone. I mean' date=' I feel like with the other options you may have to answer to her husband. So I'll settle for option two and just get my *** kicked and myself violated by one Santos instead of both.[/quote']Didn't think of Evangalista. Although I don't think he could get mad at you for getting raped by his wife, but yeah **** having to deal with that. I would ask her to blow me and knee her right in the forehead I got a feeling that isn't a good idea. Lie down and take it like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hells_Bartender Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 None of them..... I'd engage in some hardcore ***** stuff, tap that *** bad then come on here and tell you all how I just nailed the hardest women alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towhatend Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 The advantage of having rough sex with an MMA champion: no safe word needed; all you have to do is tap out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reapers_bane Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 option 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDevil Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 None of them..... I'd engage in some hardcore ***** stuff' date=' tap that *** bad then come on here and tell you all how I just nailed the hardest women alive.[/quote'] haha +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malekith Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Believe it or not one of my buddies actually thinks shes hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuberling Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Believe it or not one of my buddies actually thinks shes hot. Is your buddy a transvestite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malekith Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Is your buddy a transvestite? I've never actually asked before... Next time I see him I'll be sure to ask, then let you know what he says lol. It's sad because I think his argument was that Cyborg was the hottest womens fighter in MMA. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towhatend Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I've never actually asked before... Next time I see him I'll be sure to ask' date=' then let you know what he says lol. It's sad because I think his argument was that Cyborg was the hottest womens fighter in MMA. lol[/quote'] If you can't ask, just open up his closet and take a photo or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandPatriot Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Let her do it, at least I won't be a virgin anymore. No but seriously, I would scream for help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRM29 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 i would go with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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