Stefano Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 The object is to script a fictional coherent, relevant, series of events for a week in the life of a UFC trouble-maker training for a title fight against Anderson Silva. It's his last chance with the UFC. If he shows up out of shape, fails to make weight or is a no show, he's out for good. His name is Clyde and here are his personals: 30 years old. Marriage to UFC ring girl "Juicianna" is on the rocks. Calls Las Vegas home, drinks, gambles, trains, carouses and is broke most of the time. Dana doesn't like his pesona--he is a loudmouth punk who barfights. 10-1 MW fighter with wins over Bisping, Leben and Maia. What is he thinking? How does he train? What must he do to win the title and overcome his personal demons? Use 50-100 or so words per post to make it readable. I'll start: Monday: 4:30 am-Jucianna nowhere to be found. He may have said or did something during his weekend binge. Vomits, dresses, drinks a beer, call taxi to take him to the gym. He gets to gym and asks driver to wait while he runs in to scrounge up cab fare. 5:30 am- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburgler Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 This is pointless.... So Ill end it for you. 5:30am- The taxi driver thought he was running away without paying and shot him in the back of the head. He was rushed to the hospital but the doctors could not revive him. Time of Death: 5:44am -----The End----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 5:45am - He wakes up and it was all a dream. He goes into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. 6:20am - Jucianna nowhere to be found. He may have said or did something during his weekend binge. Vomits, dresses, drinks a beer, call taxi to take him to the gym. He gets to gym and asks driver to wait while he runs in to scrounge up cab fare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburgler Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 6:25am-The taxi driver thought he was running away without paying and shot him in the back of the head. This time it was not a dream and he was immediately rushed to the hospital but the doctors could not revive him. Time of Death: 6:33am -----The End----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yesterdays_Hero Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 6:26am - He wakes up and it was all a dream. He goes into the kitchen to eat some babies. 6:35am - Jucianna nowhere to be found. He may have said or did something during his weekend binge. Vomits, dresses, drinks a warm can of diet pepsi, call taxi to take him to visit Jim's. He gets to Jim's house and asks driver to wait while he power walks in to scrounge up cab fare. 6:37am - The taxi driver thought he was running away without paying and got out of the cab and shot him in the back of the head and mistakenly got into a yellow DeLorean and sped off and was sent back to 1985 where he lands a role in Back to the Future playing Biff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
severdx Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 6:38am - Jesus is outraged at the triple murder and ressurrects Clyde granting him immunity to bullets. Also as a bonus he bless him with Chael Sonnens ground game minus the triangle clitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTFOOO Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 6.39, ARMAGEDDON . the end of the world is here, this time its no F*@KING dream. clyde gets taken to heaven to live happily ever after with all the other people who want to talk UFC and all the sh*t thread starters get burnt in hell to talk about the size of Tito's dangly bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 LOL This is a good thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburgler Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 This is not Inception. He died already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimatefightingchamp Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 6:40 - busts a nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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